Candid Conversation


Candid Conversation: A Comedic Exchange Between Two 21st Century Icons

Elon Musk:

Hey Mark, have you ever wondered is it legal to sublet in Ontario? I mean, I’m all about pushing the boundaries, but I do like to stay on the right side of the law.

Mark Zuckerberg:

Elon, I’m sure there’s legal aid in Newcastle that could help us figure this out. After all, we need to protect our business ventures, especially when considering the opportunities of doing business in China.

Elon Musk:

True, Mark. And hey, what do you know about Thai divorce law? Just in case we need it in the future. You never know, right?

Mark Zuckerberg:

I’m not entirely sure, Elon. Maybe we should consult with someone who knows more about these matters, pursuant to federal law. I’m a tech guy, not a lawyer!

Elon Musk:

Fair point, Mark. But I did come across a website that gives a de facto statement example. Should we take a look at it and see if it’s any use to us?

Mark Zuckerberg:

Sure, Elon. And while we’re at it, we can also find out how much is the legal reserve in Venezuela. It’s always good to stay informed about Ontario public drinking laws and other regulations too.

Elon Musk:

Absolutely, Mark. And hey, have you heard about ASCII rules? I think it’s got something to do with coding or legalities. I’m not entirely sure.

Mark Zuckerberg:

I’m not sure about that either, Elon. Maybe we should also look into the importance of a charter as a legal document and how it impacts our businesses.